Malkavians

Malkavians.. are well.. completely insane vampires.

A little nonsense, now and then,
Is relished by the wisest man
Or so said Willy Wonka, though
I'm not his biggest fan
I've never seen his movie,
But I heard that it was great
If it were edible I bet
You'd want to clean your plate
My mama always told me
To clean up and behave
But I think I'd really rather be
A nonsense-mad Malkave!
Malkavian, Malkavian
Three on one will make you rave-ian
Unless you're really brave-ian
I think I'll be Malkavian
Weird Al's our patron saint, at least
That's how I've heard it said
I always thought that saints and things
First had to be dead
Then again, it's possible
He's one of us right now
On many nights, this question has
Drawn furrows in my brow
I could become a hermit
And go live in a cave
But I think I'd really rather be
A truly mad Malkave!
Malkavian, Malkavian
They're not all that depraved-ian
They really are my fave-ians
I think I'll be Malkavian
Life's a circle, death's a square
And Malks are figure eights
Infinity turned on its side--
Ain't supernature great?
Second sight, beyond the shit
Though greyfaced dudes deny it
What a gift to mortalkind--
You really oughta try it
If you see one passing on the street,
Stop and give a wave
And you may soon become, oh yes,
A fabulous Malkave!
Malkavian, Malkavian
No longer be a slave-ian
To sanity or Moravians
I love to be Malkavian
I love to be Malkavian
I love to be Malka-vi-an!